Praise the Lord!

2009-12-05T12:15:00.003+08:00

Now looking back, I realised how childish I was. Did a hell lot of stupid stuffs. Here I am, realised that I've matured. (Apparently hard to believe) After I've been through so much, just 6 words guys.

I WILL BE BACK BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

2009-11-10T11:26:00.000+08:00

Enlighten me please. I don't know what to do.
Camp. Camp. Camp.
Sigh.

2009-11-08T19:29:00.001+08:00

Ok simple post.

God sees.

2009-09-14T18:14:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO DIVYA AND VENUS!
Ah my phone died, anyone has a spare phone to lend me? Lend me please. I need it asap. AHH R.I.P my dear phone.

2009-09-13T19:14:00.000+08:00

Today have nothing to do. Utter tedium. Ah, school starts tomorrow. I made a timetable for revision! Proud of myself LOL. K whatever, i go already. Diyva owes me 20cents. KL I'M FAST TOO BAD. Get well soon bro!

2009-09-11T18:19:00.000+08:00

Crucified
Laid behind a stone
You lived to die
Rejected and alone
Like a rose
Trampled on the ground
You took the fall
And thought of me
Above all

2009-08-17T20:08:00.003+08:00

Finally new post! Recently my life changed quite a lot. Was sick, and felt really terrible. Played computer too much until my mum didn't allow me to go to church. Really didn't know what to do. I handled all those problems the easy way, I had to escape from all those problems. What Pastor told me was so true, I shouldn't run away from all the problems, I should face them. I know I let down a lot of people, even made people think that I might backslide again. I'm sorry, SHC, Emmanuel, Pastor, Ting Jie, Martin. Darius promise, I WILL NOT shrink back, I WILL grow STRONGER. Darius will change, he will work on his weaknesses and will change. God stayed by my side through all these problems, I felt really touched. Thank you Lord, Hallelujah.. Amen.

2009-07-05T16:15:00.003+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JON!
AHAHAA LOVE HAVING YOU AS MY GAY BRO!
Don't forget you stole my first kiss! LOL. GAY.
May God bless you even more in your days ahead!

2009-06-12T11:35:00.002+08:00

Time to update! Been busy with ALOT of problems.
Family problems, school , personal, etc.. Forgotten i still have a blog! LOL.
Okay. So today will be a great day! I will try my luck again! HAHA.
Ask my mum whether can i go.
Hmmm. I flipped through book of Matthew and i found something interesting.

MATTHEW 22:1-14

It's about a Parable of the Wedding Banquet.
Suppose a king invited you to a banquet.
Would you be excited?
Of course right?
You'd want to look your absolute best.
But the people in Jesus' parable acted bored.
"Sorry, King [yawn]." Some of them were even angry.
"Get out of here. Don't bug me!"
It's a weird parable because no one would act this way if invited to a king's banquet.
Yet people do act this way when God invites them to the biggest party the world will ever know.
A party that will last forever. How about you? Too busy?
Or upset that God keeps bugging you to accept his invitation and believe?
Well, why?
Yeah WHY?

2009-05-28T19:45:00.003+08:00

I HATE MY FAMILY. Don't ask. No point talking.
Unreasonable. No point talking to YOU.
Holidays coming. Don't feel like blogging already.
Bye.

2009-05-14T11:11:00.002+08:00

Updated. Exams are OVER. Yes! Like finally?
Yesterday was art paper. I did my paper in like 90mins.
But they gave us 3hrs! I had to wait for extra 90mins -.-
So yeah lets see. Today i had to wake up in the morning.
Just to go to school for 45mins, wait, its 30mins.
And i go home. Aha I'm not complaining but this is really stupid.
I could have slept through the whole morning! And it rained this morning.
EVEN BETTER. Great. LOL.
Anyway, Thank God for being with me through this exam period.
And He lifted me up when I'm down. Even when I was alone, He was with me!
God did not forsake me! Aha so yeah overall was okay.
Time to sit back and relax! Month of June, whole lot of activities.
So many things have changed. Oh well its okay.
Bye!

2009-04-13T16:53:00.000+08:00

Flee the evil desires of youth, and pursue righteousness, faith, love and peace, along with those who call on the Lord out of a pure heart.
2timothy 2:22

2009-04-11T11:33:00.007+08:00

Today is EASTER DAY, and I'm not bringing any friends.
I should be shame of myself. At least 15 said they are confirming.
In the end, 1 never go, all never go. This is damn ironic.
I was so pissed yesterday. Oh forgive me Lord.
For not bringing any friends.
I really tried my best.
Oh bless them Lord, for they do not know You.
I pray for REVIVAL in DAMAI Lord! Let Your spirit be with them!
I trust in you Lord!
But blessed is the man who trusts in the LORD, whose confidence is in him.
AMEN!
So later EASTER DAY! Lets be on FIRE for the Lord!
I got a feeling this is gonna be GREAT!
Update later. Bye!

2009-04-06T19:31:00.004+08:00

Yes finally. Its been so long since i updated.
Anyone's free on Saturday or Sunday?

Okay lets see. Today was terrible. It sucked badly.
Don't want to talk about it. Oh well. Hallelujah!
When I'm feeling down, the more i should praise God!
Hmmm aha Jonathan stole my first kiss. EEE GAY.
Okay got to go. Bye!

2009-03-21T10:36:00.003+08:00

Good morning!
Just changed my blogskin.
A change is a new start! (:
Time to focus everything on God.
God died for us, so i shall live for Him!
Okay, will be going church later.
Hope i sense God's presence once again.
I so love worship songs now, aha.
More than praise songs.
I feel so peaceful when I'm worshiping God.
So lets see.

Daily Bread!
Those whom I love I rebuke and discipline. So be earnest, and repent.
- Revelation 3:19

Jesus gave us chance to repent. He rebuked them because He loved them.
So He gave them opportunity to repent. We should love God more right?
Repentance is God's way of making the crooked straight.
So true..

Alright! Have a God blessed day people! (:

2009-03-20T15:20:00.002+08:00

Ahh nowadays i can't really go out anymore.
On the computer for 5mins and got scolded.
Crap. Help me Lord. I really need help.
Okay never mind. So today i should be doing the chorus board.
And guess what. I can't go. So sorry Uncle Tony.
I really at my limits already la.
ZZ. God i really need help.
Oh yeah. My flu is gone and my voice is back!
Haha Hallelujah!
Okay bye. (:

2009-03-15T16:06:00.002+08:00

AHHHHHH BACK FROM CAMP.
THE CAMP WAS HELL MAN!
The place is so "ADVANCED" la.
Everywhere you see is mud and flies.
So nothing much. Didn't go church yesterday.
Wanted to, but sick and my mum didn't allow.
So I'm still trying to survive here.
Carrying this flu for 1 week already.
Oh Lord please heal me.
Okay nothing to post now. Bye! (:

2009-03-03T16:53:00.002+08:00

Back off satan! You better get out. I'm serious.
Go back to the shit where you belong. Don't come and harass my family.
I'm NOT scared of you anymore. So you better watch out.

Okay today I'm actually quite free.
Hmmmm EMER!
I'm so sorry brother.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
Hope you're not angry.
I will pray for you okay?
Have faith and you will be set free!
Amen!

LORD! Help me please!
I really pray for wisdom oh Lord.
Jehovah jireh thats what you are.
Thank you Lord.

2009-02-28T23:06:00.007+08:00

OH LORD!
THANKS FOR SETTING ME FREE!
Today's service was GREAT!
Actually i did not went up.
But i felt God's calling. He's calling to me.
GOD! GOD! GOD!
Keep me close to you Lord.
I want to seek your presence!
PRESS ON!
GREAT IS OUR GOD!
Great day. Finally felt peace in my heart now.
Thank you God.
Thank you my Jehovah Rapha.

2009-02-24T18:23:00.002+08:00

Finally! A new post. AHHHH.
It has been so long. So here we go.
Today was the social studies common test.
First question, did 1 and a half page? Quite well.
Second question was the traffic flow thingy.
Tried, but only wrote 1 page, then went to sleep.
The weather's GREAT la. Windy and fresh. :D
So, now what? Don't know what to blog already la.
Aiya really confused now. Teach me what to do LORD.
I really need pictures to brighten my blog now.
Anyone's unglam picture. That would be great.
So. Nothing much already.
Moody today, actually I'm moody almost everyday.
Okay signing off. It's DINNER TIME! :D
BYE.

2009-02-10T15:53:00.002+08:00

UPDATE UPDATE DARIUS.
Okay time to update this dead blog.
Apparently the tag board's not dead.
Wow. (:
Today the same as normal.
Chinese, Art, THEN RECESS! LOL.
Total defence thingy. Went to e5 and eat.
They so good la. Gave me food!
Okay after that got e maths.
Then ENGLISH! ANDREAS GOT OWNED.
HAHA okay got to go.
I WANT TO GO FOB CONCERT!
Its today and i'm not going. ):
I'm sad.

2009-01-23T14:36:00.005+08:00

Erm okay.. I want to apologize to everybody that i have not been updating.
Hmmmm. Today was the CNY celebration thingy blablabla.
These few days was super busy can. No time to update. -.-
So do continue to tag. And i will reply.
Those who want me to link i will try to link. (i think so?)
Yeah blablabla. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Tomorrow's the BIG DAY man.
I'm damn pleased that at least 5 people that i invited is going.
Kun Ze, Jun Hao, Kee Yong, Hao han, Andreas and Eugene.
THANKS GUYS.
Okay tags shall be specially replied in this post then.
SPECIAL FOR TODAY ONLY.

Pissed and fed up with one guy today. Lionel should know too.
Freaking retard. Look at that smirk face of yours. I want to puke.
Woe to you who laugh now,
for you will mourn and weep.
I will just wait for that day.

TAGS REPLIES:

melody : NICE HOR! LOL.
*EMER : IGG IGG IGG!
Seri : hmmmmm. You want come sit with me? LOL.
SoYa-BeAn : Yes sir!
jenny=] : LOL. Yalah! Woah damai superstar liao hor!
Xia0yUxX : Updated!
Weiyi : hi!
Xia0yUxX : EEEEE TWITT!
Ben : NOOOO BEN DONT! LOL. kk link you up soon.
CINNNDY : LOL. HI!
Qianying : HI BESTFRIEND NUMBER 2! LOL.
Seri : HI!
Jordan : WOAH SCARY SIA. Link you soon la.
*EMER : Crap igg. -.-

2009-01-13T20:53:00.003+08:00

“I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.”

-Michael Jordan

Today went to visit nich. Bought him is birthday present already. :D
Hahah k so we went to kk hospital. Did some funny stuffs there.
My blog is getting boring. But thanks for the tags people! (:

2009-01-09T23:55:00.002+08:00

Yo all. Today was super fun?
LOL. Cca exhibition today. Hmm i went to ks all the CCAs?
Woo i'm proud of myself. :D
Everybody say YAY DARIUS.
Whatever la. So lets see.
Top 3 CCAs that i ksed the most...
1. MEDIA CLUB - I ks them because they have free tissues and sweets! They had to bribe me to call me go away. LOL.

2. SJAB - WOW SJAB ALL GANG ME SIA. Xinyi was like ''go away he's mine!''. LIKE I CARE. :D

3. BOYS BRIGADE - My old cca, they got bbq fishballs sia! They dont want give me and say I'm a betrayer. So i ks them la. Who cares?

SO JOIN ART CLUB TODAY. There's air-con!

Okay. Dont have the interest to blog anymore.
Anyone wants me to blog then i blog lor. -.- k thats all peeps. BUH BYE.

2009-01-03T00:56:00.002+08:00

Okay hi 2009! Hmm first day of school was okay la.
The bad thing was first day of school my hair tio caught?
Wth man. My hair so short the teacher bladdy go catch me.
Okay no more cursing. -.-
Called my parents some more sia. Zz never mind.
So the first day of school was great.
Lionel and Jason laughed at me when i got caught.
Gay sia. LOL. My class is so boring. Seriously.
Oh well, nerd class is good. Can study. (:
Okay thats all. Buh bye.

2008-12-31T12:56:00.003+08:00

So 2008 is ending. Nevermind 2009 will be better! AMEN.
LOL okay i'm talking to myself.
Time for some dedications?

SHC
Everybody in SHC had brought me joy this year.
This is the best year i ever had.
Thanks for everything guys.

LIONEL
Yo bro. I love the times we had in school.
We were like making fun of everything man!
Although we keep insulting each other but we are close man.
Lionel's favourite words : loser, cockster, etc...
Oh ya. You and nich stop making fun of my brand shirts.
I will get a band shirt. You 2 wait!

LKL
Thanks for the everything man.
I really will miss the dota times.
Why don't like 2008? Don't worry bro.
2009 WILL BE BETTER.
And thanks for the times when i had no money and you lent to me.
I wouldnt be going HIP camp if you didnt help.

NICH
Okay we spent alot of funny times together.
I love the time when you did the magic trick
and i said "amazing" , "Oh my God" , etc. words
and xinyi was like lmao-ing. LOL. Thanks for the jokes man.

JOHNSON
Yo nigga! LOL. Priceless face babe!
Thanks for the times we played basketball man!
Your jokes are gay man. I can't stop laughing LOL.

EMERSON
Bro you are a really wierd guy man.
Make me laugh like shit. Serious.
You angry with the guy then you spear him?
Wait was it RKO? Ya LOL. Owned.
Thanks for the encouragements.

JONATHAN
YO BROTHER! Welcome back to Singapore man!
Gay sia you. I told you to bring back pictures right!
How can you not take them! And where's my hug!

XINYI
You really have been great to me sis.
Don't be shock that you have a dedication.
You deserve it.
Thanks for the encouragements.
Don't worry next year me, you and lionel won't dao each other la.
I can't run away from the calling from God right?

BELINDA
Hi! Why you so scared take same bus as me?
LOL. Relax la. Last time i had to rush home and eat.
Thats why never send you. You're not angry are you?
I LIKE BAK KWA.

GERAFIN
Hi GERAFIN! LOL. Told you I'm a great guy.
I'm so nice. Must say thank you ar!

JOYCE
Oi! LOL. Nothing. You have been really great this year.
Thanks for everything.
I LIKE MEE CHIANG KUEH.

MADELINE
Oh hi! You're really funny.
Everytime we took the same bus something funnny will happen.
Like last time when we took the same bus, you were typing out what you going
to say to the others when you call them. Haha yeah say yes please?

KCSH
You have been a really great bro.
I love it when you shared your testimonies with us in the BS group man.
Make us laugh. Thanks for being understanding.
Press on!

ZECH
Hi ZECH! I never lie to my mum la.
I lazy wear long pants only.
ENERGIZER OWNED MAN.
Play ball sometime?

MARTIN
Okay martin! Thanks for everything man!
Thanks for the SHC shirt.
Haha when we first met you treated me burger.
You're GREAT.

ESTHER
Thank you for talking to me last time.
You did not waste time!
You reached out to me already.
Thanks for everything!

JOSEPH
Guitar guitar.
Whatever la. LOL.
Blow me!

BEN
NO BEN DON'T. LOL.
You pervert. Haha happy belated birthday man.

ISAIAH
YOYO. 7 people on a bus is real cham right?
You have taught me alot. Thanks.

CINDY
OMG CINDY WHERE ARE YOU.
I miss you sia. W ROCK!
AUNTIE!

KENNETH
KATY! HAHA if you don't want people to call you gay,
DON'T be a gay. No offence eh ken?

SHERRILL
HAHA I KNOW ALOT OF YOUR SECRETS ALREADY.
Don't worry. My mouth is sealed. Stay happy?

EE MING JIE
HEY ee ming jie! You still owe me mac donalds sia.
And you and your son keep bullying me.
Bad sia.

Hmm okay thats all for dedications. I will look through if there's any people i left out.
Thank God for everything and thanks for everything people! Great year for me. Happy new year!

2008-12-25T14:49:00.003+08:00

Merry Christmas People!
Okay yo people! Happy?
It's Christmas! I know i am.
Okay kinda have nothing to post now.
LOL. Will update later i think.
Happy Birthday Jesus.

2008-12-23T15:06:00.003+08:00

My sore throat is really killing me.
Lord i pray that you will heal me.
Everything is not the same anymore.
Don't know why. Did i do something wrong? Oh well..
A great day and I'm rotting at home. Facing the computer.
I really need help. God please help me!
I'm really getting no life. Playing games everyday, dota everyday.
Really. I'm sick of it.
Hope this year would end well as it started of well.
This is a great year for me.
Oh well who cares.
Okay i maybe going to sleep soon. Since i have NOTHING to do.
LOL. AHHHH BYE. Sore throat GET AWAY!

2008-12-23T00:04:00.006+08:00

Okay time for some updates.

SUNDAY
AMAZING CHRISTMAS! Okay its really amazing. Thank you those who came. Hope you all enjoyed it. I went to Bedok to meet tiff and xue wei in the afternoon. Went on the bus and playfair here we go.Wait. I forgot what we did. Okay we had P&W, Pastor preached, Performance, Bible trivia and the finale. Grats to KL for winning the Bible Trivia! Thanks for the treat bro. Erm lets see. Oh yeah after that we cleared the place. Me and Lionel sent Marcus home. I went with Lionel ,Crystal, etc.. They went to eat and i went home. Okay thats all for sunday.

MONDAY
Okay monday I'm was very happy. The 16s and the 17s play basketball together. We went to block 116 at around 12? I was with Emer then. Then Zech came, then Kelvin, and we went to FCC. We played basketball, was super fun. Haha everybody played really well. Emer you were great, don't look down on yourself bro. So around 4 we went to the coffee shop to eat. Wow the porridge there was freaking nice. When i say its freaking nice, ITS FREAKING NICE. LOL. Okay whatever. 4.30, Emer had to go. Me and KL sent him to the bus stop. After that we went back, chat awhile, and go off le. Went back FCC to meet my bro. Kel they all went off. I stayed there until around 7? Okay then went to bedok to buy my mum her christmas gift. *SHHH* Went back home, okay maybe not. Went to play basketball AGAIN. Downstairs. LOL. Overall today was GREAT. And my sore throat is getting worst.
I pray that God will heal me.
Okay end of post.
HOT PINK!

2008-12-18T16:06:00.003+08:00

This is kinda saddening. My favourite year, 2008 is coming to an end. ZZ?
This is the year that i met many friends.
This is the year that i have an encounter with The Lord again.
This is the year that i met her.
This is the year that i had bonded with all the friends.
This is MY HAPPY YEAR.
And its ending soon. Great. Just great.
Anyway, Christmas is coming baby! Can't wait for Amazing Christmas.
When everybody come together and praise The Lord,
as He's the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords.
Anyone out there looking at my post?
Yes you. The one looking now.
If you're free this 21st of Dec, please tell me.
Lets celebrate this Christmas together! Lets all praise The Lord together!
Message me if you're free. I'm really hope for a breakthrough of attendance.
Thanks. God bless you.
WAIT WAIT WAIT. Don't forget.
HOT PINK RULES!

2008-12-16T17:18:00.005+08:00

Hey guys! THE OLD DARIUS IS BACK.
I'm back being my happy self. Forget the past. Work towards your vision.
LOL. Hmm okay yesterday went to meet Xinyi, Nick, Kelvin S, Lionel and Ken.
Uhh i'm lazy to type out what happened la.
Go to http://www.fishe-volution.blogspot.com/ to know what happened.
But not the uniform thing la. Okay lol.
Currently watching Suite Life on Deck! Super nice can.
Mood : HAPPY
Okay wait, before i end this post, everybody who like hot pink SAY HOTPINK!
I'm so happy. I know you too. Thankyou. 3YEARS. I'm waiting.

2008-12-15T08:36:00.002+08:00

Okay lazy post yesterday. So i finally found out how to spell already.
MEE CHIANG KUEH!
Saturday, last time at church office. Celebrate birthdays.
Went home early cos at there no one to talk to. Okay correction.
Everybody's busy.
Sunday, went to eat breakfast with ken and xinyi in the morning.
Did some funny and disgusting stuffs. LOL. Right ken? Right xinyi?
After breakfast we took mrt to expo. For CHC service. WOW.
The service is really powerful and pastor explained in simple words.
After service we went to airport. As usual. And jojo love me. YAY.
After they have eaten, me and xinyi went home.
While we were on the train, she told me alot of things.
Mostly hurtful things. Yeah i know you can do it sis. Press on!
AND HOT PINK RULES.
i was really in a bad mood yesterday. after hearing what xinyi told me, i really almost cried.
please be happy. i'm so sorry.

2008-12-12T14:00:00.004+08:00

Was physically and mentally tired yesterday? Okay never mind, i was tired.
Morning , suppose to meet nich at 10 and i woke up at 9.30.
The funny thing is i could make it there before nich. Lol cool.
Then xinyi came. We 3 went to eat. How to spell the food we ate? ZZ XINYI NICH. HELP.
Oh ya and i drank coffee. Went to find the others at playfair.
But on the way there , i thought i saw bak kwa packing sia. I kinda love bak kwa now. LOL.
Blablabla then skip skip skip. 2pm! We went back playfair.
Me, lionel and nich was in charge of the toilet. And its super clean.
After that we slacked awhile at playfair then me, xinyi and nich went to visit grace.
Uhh i shall not post what happened under grace's block.
Okay grace is super cute la. Really need 100% to remember the names.
All her dolls is like each have a name? And we 3 had to remember all of them.
Okay after that we sent xinyi home , me and nich went home.
darius stop being a loser.
you are a big loser darius.
you dont even dare to do it?
what a loser.

2008-12-10T22:48:00.002+08:00

Love for Enemies

"But I tell you who hear me: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you.

"If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' love those who love them. And if you do good to those who are good to you, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' do that. And if you lend to those from whom you expect repayment, what credit is that to you? Even 'sinners' lend to 'sinners,' expecting to be repaid in full. But love your enemies, do good to them, and lend to them without expecting to get anything back. Then your reward will be great, and you will be sons of the Most High, because he is kind to the ungrateful and wicked. Be merciful, just as your Father is merciful.

I read this today. Its meaningful. Went church office quite late.
Awhile then go already.
Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh.
Those who are sad, this will motivate you.
Be happy. Okay I'm happy now. Thats all. Bye.

2008-12-09T16:29:00.003+08:00

Sent my mum off today. Went to the airport at 12 i think.
Went to eat with her and sent her off.
Guys i know its my fault and i go attitude you all. But really. I cant dance.
& i know you all angry at me. Sorry guys.
I will help with the performance but not perform in it.
I don't know if you guys are looking, but i really want to say sorry.
Lets take it that its all my fault.
Lastly,
DARIUS DON'T DANCE.
I'm sorry.

2008-12-08T21:40:00.005+08:00

Long time never post already. Don't blame me. Blame the computer.
Erm yeah today went out with my mum , she's going overseas tomorrow.
As a filial son , i pei her lo. LOL.
Oh ya this is the 20th post. WOO.
Okay this week will be busy.
I can't wait for wed. I'm sad.

2008-12-01T17:22:00.003+08:00

Yesterday went to Playfair Road to have to Hip Camp reunion.
Started of with P&W , then we did our cheers. Emer shared his testimony.
I thought that it was really great. He thought that he would be left out.
Lol Emer! See now you know SHC people are friendly.
Then Kelvin shared his testimony too.
Pastor preached about the 3 Ds and knowing more of our God.
1. Desire
2. Dissatisfied
3. Delight
After the service we went to the new place which is at the 4th floor.
We prayed that within half a year , we will have the whole of 4th floor.
I know its going to happen.
After that me , Lionel and Marcus went to Rino's house.
Around 7+ we went home.
So thats roughly what i did yesterday.

Today woke up at 3pm. Damn tired. Slept at 4am yesterday.
Nothing to do today. So here i am blogging and doing nothing.
Going to study later. About next year's subjects and start to read the BIBLE.
Have to read about 6 - 5 books i think. Ok thats all. Bye.

2008-11-30T00:05:00.003+08:00

I'm so bored nowadays. Glad that got people msg me and chat with me.
Today erm nothing much. Went to play basketball with my bro.
Lol , got some newbies keep praising my bro. Funny sia.
Can't wait for the camp reunion! Yay UPRIGHTNESS zai!

2008-11-28T13:58:00.004+08:00

Hey guys! Long time never post. Lol lets see. What to post. Ok some random jokes.

The old man and the dog

An old man came out to smoke his pipe and there was a dog in his back yard. A guy walking by stopped and asked the old man, “Does your dog bite?” The old man replied, “Nope.” So the guy goes over to pet the dog and when he does the dog bites him in the hand and the guy is screaming and moving around and he asks the old man, “I thought you said your dog doesnt bite!?” The old man replied, “Aint my dog.”

Donut Shop

A man applies for a job at a donut shop. A customer comes. He says”How fresh are the donuts?” ” I dunno”replies the worker. “How much are they?” “I dunno” “Can I buy one?” “I dunno” The manager walks up to the worker. “When they ask’How fresh are the donuts?’ you should say fresh, fresh, very fresh. When they ask ‘How much are they?’ You should say Only 50 cents! And finally, when they ask Can I buy one?, you should reply with If you don’t somebody else will!”

The man does really well. It is more of a routine when a customer comes. Then, an hour later, a robber comes.The robber says,”How much is in the register?”“Only 50 cents!”“Are you being fresh with me?”“Fresh, Fresh, very fresh!”“Do you want me to shoot you?”“Without thinking the clerk says,”If you don’t somebody else will!”

LOL. Ok lazy post already. Maybe next time post some random pictures. Bye.

2008-11-24T13:35:00.002+08:00

Hi everybody! It's been soooooooo long since i last posted.
Yup. Went to expo on sat. Saw Benny Hinn!
Yeah lets see. Did not go Asia Conference on Sunday. Went hightea with my mum.
The food was great. Cool i'm hungry now.

God i really pray hard that you will heal brother Martin.
I know you will Lord.
Lord we trust in you.
Amen.

P.S. : CERT YOU OWE ME ONE BUCKET OF WATER!

2008-11-21T20:55:00.005+08:00

Yo all! Cool. Back from Art Camp'08. Was fun but too little boys. HAHA yeah.
Feel closer to everyone in the club. Lol lazy to type out what happened in this 2 days.
Sorry. Its for me to know and for you to find out. Yup thats all guys.

Tomorrow going to expo! Yay finally can meet Benny Hinn!
Can't wait to meet up with my pals. Haha Akatsuki reunion!

Thank you JESUS! Thank you for everything.

Happy belated birthday to SERI! Sorry Seri.
Bye Jonny! Will miss you! Press on!

2008-11-19T17:09:00.006+08:00

Feeling down. Got scolded yesterday. It stills bother me. Don't know why.
Am I that bad? I wonder. Thanks Nich for telling me that i'm a jerk.
Sometimes i really left out. Nobody's on my side. Except God.. and Lionel?
Lol , Lionel , bro thanks for standing up for me whenever i people misunderstands me , and thanks for supporting me for this past 2 years. I love you my brother.

2008-11-19T00:29:00.003+08:00

I'm sorry for what i have done. Yeah thats all.
Feeling shitty. lol.

Praise The LORD

2008-11-16T12:59:00.006+08:00

THANK YOU ABBA FATHER.

I love HIP Camp'08! I really felt the presence of God.
Now i really pray for the salvation of my family. Lets not go to hell.
Thank you all the members of UPRIGHTNESS! Really blessed to be in the team.
Especially Martin , Xin Yi , Belinda , Johnson and Emerson. THANK YOU GUYS.

Where's the readers? Where's the taggers?
I have been out for 3 days and not even one tag in my blog?
Tag please.
Ok thats all for today. God Bless All!

Praise The LORD

2008-11-13T15:36:00.003+08:00

Yo peeps. Today hmm nothing to do. Yeah packing later.
HIP CAMP'08! Here i come!
Will not be blogging this few days.
To my loyal readers : DON'T MISS ME TOO MUCH. LOL.
Tag more please. I will reply them when i come back , which is on Sunday.
I want to cut my hair! But it's too late. Damn.
I pray that everybody will enjoy the camp and leave the camp with a happy smile.
To group UPRIGHTNESS : Jiayou guys!

UPRIGHTNESS ZAI!

Praise The LORD

2008-11-12T18:54:00.005+08:00

Today woke up at 1+.
Went to church office. To help Xin Yi with the skit and take my shirt.
Really must thank God. When i reached there the rain was really heavy.
And Xin Yi ran down from church office to the bus stop to fetch me.
At first thought she had an umbrella. But she ran down bare-footed and gave me her jacket or don't know what is it call , and ran back.
Thank God I'm blessed with a great leader.
Thank you Xin Yi!

Praise The LORD!

2008-11-11T22:10:00.003+08:00

YO GUYS! Finally a new post. So busy these few days that i did not have time to post.
Hah , today woke up early go play basketball. Cool. 9am playing basketball with ALOT OF PEOPLE.
It's super duper uber fun sia. Jon and his gang was there. Martin and Zech they all also was there.
Then when we played the last full court was the best. Was a close match. 20 - 21 Hah and kelvin scored the last ball. I'm really honoured to be in his team. Yeah thanks guys. For the game.
Play again next time. The temasek's people are really great guys. Friendly eh? LOL.
Emer next time teach me your shooting style can.
ZECH THE ENERGIZER. NEVER SAY DIE.

Sorry Sorry Sorry

2008-11-08T15:09:00.004+08:00

Oh hi. Yesterday never post. Was lazy. Have to get rid of my lazyness le. Went to church office and do things yesterday.
Z. I'm sorry guys. Can't go church today. I want to accompany my mum for a day.
Sorry i can't go today. And sorry for not paying. Will pay on monday i think.
I guess my mum is angry. Have to go help her mop the floor now. Bye.
Praise The LORD!

Praise the Lord!

2008-11-06T15:15:00.003+08:00

Oh hi. Didn't post yesterday cause my mum is BACK! YAY. Went to some hotel for dinner. A buffet eh?
Yeah was really full.
I feel really tired all of a sudden. Don't know why.
Won't be going to church today to help Martin they all to do the banner.
Sorry guys. Will help on sat. AHHH tired.
Got to change this posting thingy already. It sucks. KL HELP!
OKAY I GOING TO SLEEP SOON. BYE. Praise the LORD!

Praise the Lord!

2008-11-04T12:33:00.006+08:00

Hmm okay today i spent a little bit of time linking those who want to be linked.
See guys i linked you all. I'm free today. Sian daooo seriously bored.
YAY! MY PARENTS ARE COMING BACK TODAY!
Hope they are happy with the class i'm in. Ok thats all for now. Maybe update later.
OH SHIT. Forget. Paiseh ah.
Happy birthday Xue Wei.
PRAISE THE LORD! BYE.

Always the same. Everytime like this. I cant know anything. I'm really pissed already. I'm not gonna care about anything again.

Praise the Lord!

2008-11-03T19:41:00.005+08:00

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. Today results are out! I got in e4 which is A maths class? Quite happy la.
Great. No friends next year. Nice la. I miss my old brothers. =(
Making new friends soon.

Proverbs 12:26

The righteous should choose his friends carefully. For the way of the wicked leads them astray.
BYE!

2008-11-02T20:21:00.004+08:00

Today woke up early to go art class by myself. I MISS MY PARENTS. Z. Ok continue , lets see. After art class went to church office. Did the skit practice. Then go eat. Yeah thats all ba. Bye.

Why am i always the last to know? I'm sick of all this. Feel freaking left out. And yeah J sorry i cant help anything. All the best bro.

BY THE WAY. J IF YOU ARE LOOKING.
I LOVE YOU DUDE!
ADELINE IS A BIG BIG BIG BULLY.

LAGGERS.

2008-11-01T22:59:00.001+08:00

Hmm lets see. Morning woke up , go meet lionel. Wait for him , late as always. Haha no offense bro. Then ate first cause i'm uber HUNGRY. Lmao then after i bought my chicken rice i sat down and eat. After awhile i went to buy drinks. WAH THEN THEN THEN. *ANGRY* When i went back my sit my chicken rice was gone. Wtf i spent $4 and i eat 1/4 only. Bladdy cleaner go take away.

Oh then after that meet them and go church office. Did the DISC test. I found that i was ISC? LMAO SIA. ZAI got 3. Z. Brothers also cannot tell huh. Nevermind la bro. Its ok. Kk thats all. Bye.

Tired.

2008-10-31T21:22:00.002+08:00

Wow. Today played bball with Johnson. IT WAS AWESOME. Yeah there was some selfishness in taking the ball. Sorry bro. I will try not to solo. Ha yeah and we did some brainstorming about the skit. Yeah today was GREAT. Oh well. Tired. Bye.

I love sleeping

2008-10-30T18:11:00.002+08:00

Z. I know this blog sucks. Just made this blog for fun. Oh well. Need some rest now. Bye.